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ADHD Lyrics by Jakprogresso

Melodies for Children

2002

Intro:
Hahahaha
Ok Jak, I'm going through your files here
And you want a job here? (yes)
At the Children's Workshop (yeah, so?)
But uhm, you were arrested of seven counts of
Indecent Exposure (yeah, but I-)
Stalking (Yeah, but I-)
Uhm, Molestation (I thought that-)
Uh, Child torture, and.. and...
And Animal Sodomy which I don't (Yeah, but that-)
I don't know what you're talking about (I-)
And what's this about a petting zoo? (oh... That's- Well, that-)
You used to work at? (Nah dude)
Something about a rubber glove and Vaseline
What's the deal with that? (That wasn't my fault though. I was just given the creeps?)

Nah man, I just, uh
I don't know
It's like ADHD, you know?
Heh heh

(Verse)
This is when animals attack part 5
Armed with a flashlight, and a razor blade to shadowbox the dark side
I've always been selfish
Choked other sperm cells with my tail so they wouldn't make it to the end cause I was jealous
I am no prepubescent, female pelvics like your liver felt it
And your freak will be left with a swelled clit
See umm... I don't comb my hair, and I don't care
I get girl's numbers with their boyfriends standing right there
My life's not going anywhere
I hang out in front of clinics for mentally impaired and nursing home care
My crew's in wheelchairs
Smoking blunts while on assisted breathing machines pumping artificial air
I'm decked out like a cavalier
Saluting with one star, half a stripe covered in starch and tear
Pedophile (huh?)
With no reasoned abductions on file
'Cause I have not been caught in a while (oh, that's good)
My tongue is viral
So when I spit Parkinsons down your throat, you wonder why both of your lungs spiral
I have the sickest style
You'll see when nude photographs of me and a dead child are shown on trial
See, I'm in denial
Don't listen to a person who communicates with alien voices patched through phone dials
Yeah the human heart is vital
But I'm swallowing Dino exhibits in museums
Including Woolly Mammoth spinals
Sideways to the point I die from spine decay
And come back from my grave acting like I was fine that way
I'm advanced only in the beginning redesigning phase of the 30th moon's last gravitating alignment stage
I brought the finest blades
And acknowledgment of all 40 muscle functions in the human face
I will replace
With latex batter in a base
Touch you up with cosmetics and red paint
You become my doll zombie sex slave
See, um... Now who never gets laid?
The cops removed numerous female DNA
From my house the next day after the Fed's raid (Ok here, what's up?)
Me get stupid, me dumb
Me touch pee pee and it shoot out some pre-cum
See, um... Little Jak Junior with a cusp of lunar
I will always be the sicker sooner, cause my brain is a tumor

Outro:
That's stupid
Alright, cross it out

Scratching:
You do not belong in here (meep meep)
You do not belong in here (meep meep)
You do not belong in here (meep meep)
Ya damn crackhead
Go smoke your crack please!
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Jakprogresso

Jakprogresso

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