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Glob Lyrics by Jakprogresso

Surgeon Barber

2019

[Intro]
Yeah, welcome to campus, (king that ate the world), class packed in, FDR shit, (Gonzo Campaign Trail), homeschoolin', yeah, man, it's that college shit, (Dab Dopolis), ayo

[Verse 1]
Fear and Loathing slacker raps, stoner breaks (Ahh)
Not a sober day, waxin' okra shade
Overlaid, the dirt settle over crates
Pornbox Go-Gurt spray, dope for days (Uhh)
A Lake Casse creep smokin' like a sacred calve of weed
I saw through the calves happily (Wow)
No emblem tatted
Grunge rap femdom stabbin'
Detroit Rock City denim jacket
I warped Superman, Bizarro
I'm like one of the Beach Boys in Key Largo
Bump off the key lard, shades on like Large Pro (Yeah)
Strawberry coffin unbury
Campfire blunt cherries, a bowl o' crunch berries (What?)
Under the armchair slumped on Matthew Perry's (Damn)
Tongue sunnin' (Uh?)
An Eightball on each sneaker that's drug runnin'
I hit a dime with a taser, she's stunnin' (Oh)
I rock seal skin jackets out, we went clubbin'

[Chorus x2]
It's called cocaine, and you don't want no part of this shit!
It's called cocaine, you don't want this, get outta here!

[Verse 2]
Yeah, you made the formula tacky
I'm back in the lab wacky
With anotha wax like Taffy
Fingers ashy, the picko gassy (Eww)
DT's dropped the caffeine when they walk past me (Who?)
No lackeys, cadaver in the backseat
Mack (huh), whippin' the bone, collect the taxes
I guess I'm on some nerd shit like Wimpy (Nah, man)
But I guess so was Kaczynski (Oh shit)
I bring choke fetish to Kamasutra, design a loser
We need listeners, less contributors

[Chorus x2]
It's called cocaine, and you don't want no part of this shit
It's called cocaine, you don't want this, get outta here!

About “Glob” by Jakprogresso

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"Glob" appears on "Surgeon Barber" in 2019.

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