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The Rise of the Heraldic Beasts

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Axe Wielding Nuns
Axe Wielding Nuns
A battle weary knight sometimes needs a rest
To place his heavy head on a wench's breast
Where the horse is well kept and his sword well oiled
His undergarments washed when they've been soiled
There is near Bagger Bridge such a place
To bring a smile to a knight's long face
To wear off the battle my stallion runs
To the convent of the Axe Wielding Nuns
Axe Wielding Nuns
Axe Wielding

Hell hath no fury like the Axe Wielding Nuns
Like a fire branded crucifix between the buns

Mother superior doth speak with grace
But if needs must she can handle her mace
The art of fighting is a solemn vow
As is a certain carnal know-how
They pray to Saint Cholula for their chance to fight
For the glory of battle and a hot steamy knight
For another chance when they are able to wield
The double headed axe and the blazing shield

Axe Wielding Nuns
Axe Wielding

Hell hath no fury like the Axe Wielding Nuns
Like a fire branded crucifix between the buns

Axe Wielding Nuns
Axe Wielding Nuns
Axe Wielding Nuns
Axe Wielding Nuns
When we ride out to meet our foes
A little surprise keeps them on their toes
For following behind is a garrison of nuns
Some heavily pregnant with bastard sons
They swing their axes with gusto and might
'tis oft our enemies doth get a fright
At the sight of somersaulting nuns at arms
Axes in hand and cleaving fucking skulls
Axe Wielding Nuns[x10]
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"Axe Wielding Nuns" appears on "The Rise of the Heraldic Beasts".

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