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Bad Astronaut Lyrics by James Kochalka Superstar

Monkey vs. Robot

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I'm requesting information
On the status of our ship
The computer is malfunctioning
It's got a faulty chip
We've been stranded in space for 13 days
And everyone's unconscious, except for me
I've been pulling up the lady's shirts
And lookin' at their tits
And takin' off their panties
And puttin' on my head
I took a piss in the captains bed
And when everyone wakes up, I'll be in for it
I'm a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I think them quite a lot
I'm a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I hope I don't get caught
I'm requesting information
But the request has been denied
Earth has radioed an order
To our failsafe device
The autopilot has been set to collide
With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive
But to tell you the truth, I don't even mind
In fact, I'm having the time of my life
I've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behind
Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds
I'm a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I think them quite a lot
I'm a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I think I just got caught
Credits
James Kochalka Superstar

James Kochalka Superstar

About “Bad Astronaut” by James Kochalka Superstar

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"Bad Astronaut" appears on "Monkey vs. Robot".

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