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Chauffeur Blues Lyrics by Jan Terri

High Risk

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Hey baby! Nice car!
Yeah that looks like a neat job!
Man, I sure would like to have a car like that!
Oh yeah! Yeah!
Chauffeur's blues
It's real bad news
Ain't nothing you can do
That's why I sing the chauffeur's blues
There's long rotations and all here
Sometimes as long as a football field
You have to remember there's two things
You don't fool mother nature or a dispatcher
If you do, you send to midway
That's worse than the desert
And there's no casinos
Chauffeur's blues
It's real bad news
Ain't nothing you can do
That's why I sing the chauffeur's blues
Illinois has only two seasons
Winter and construction
If you get hung on the traffic
There isn't anything you can do
The force is yelling "How soon?"
To clear for the next order
You have the police on your tail
Then the siren begins to wail
Chauffeur's blues
It's real bad news
Ain't nothing you can do
That's why I sing the chauffeur's blues
Your friends think you're cool driving stars around
In a big long stretch down Lakeshore Drive
You think you're pretty cool too
Everybody thinks that they're a star
Uptown, downtown, all 'round go
Looks like we go to the airport
Don't let jokers get mad at you
You'll be doomed for years
Chauffeur's blues
It's real bad news
Ain't nothing you can do
That's why I sing the chauffeur's blues
Chauffeur's blues
It's real bad news
Ain't nothing you can do
That's why I sing the chauffeur's blues
How long is this limo?
About 68 inches ma'am
Oh honey, I don't want to know how tall you are, I want to know how long the limo is
It's probably as good as our...
Maybe it's about as big as a truck
Credits
Jan Terri

Jan Terri

About “Chauffeur Blues” by Jan Terri

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"Chauffeur Blues" appears on "High Risk".

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