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Monica Voicemail Lyrics by Jared & The Mill

This Story Is No Longer Available

2019

Oh, my fucking gosh
I locked my *car alarm lock* fucking keys in my car
Like, I stopped to pee and get horchata and a snack
And *bark* lock my fucki—shut up, dog, you're cute, but no
And I'm standing out here, hog's butt, as you know
I'm like, "Oh!" So I'm a... corpse,
I'm just gonna die out in the desert
And I remembered that I fucking went back
to get my other set of keys
And thank the Lord they're in my purse
'Cause for like three minutes I was standing here, just like
In fuckin', I didn't even know what to think
I was like "Of course this shit would" Haaa!
Oh, the van's coming, hooo, hooo, breath, okay
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Jared & The Mill

Jared & The Mill

About “Monica Voicemail” by Jared & The Mill

Read the complete lyrics to "Monica Voicemail" by Jared & The Mill from the album "This Story Is No Longer Available" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Non-Music, Comedy, Skit.

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"Monica Voicemail" appears on "This Story Is No Longer Available" in 2019.

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