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SS LawSuit Lyrics by Jason Orbaum

Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack

2021

[Spoken Intro]
When my husband became CEO of Pleasure Corp
I wondered what the advantages would be for me?
Well now I'm aboard the SS Funship for a holiday so good
I'm being paid to sing about it!
[Verse 1]
If you could be me now
Out on a pleasure cruise
Seeing several sights
And drinking copious booze
I'd like my friends from work
To take a good look
At the cheapest hangover cause you can book
All I can say is "Hey!"
Look now this is the life
Just like the brochures say
You can cheat on your wife
It's a high-class ocean ride (You can't afford it)
And it's months since someone died!
[Verse 2]
If you could be me now
Out on a foreign shore
Sand in every crack and with my butt burnt raw
I left the kids back home so I can really unwind
On the cheapest cruise liner ever designed!
All I can say is "BAM!"
Just look at where you are
A cabin hook up—WHAM!
Here comes chlamydia!
It's the best ship, oh yes ma'am (We'd never deceive ya!)
And the court says there's no scam!
Credits
Jason Orbaum

Jason Orbaum

About “SS LawSuit” by Jason Orbaum

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"SS LawSuit" appears on "Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack" in 2021.

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