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Leonard’s Lament Lyrics by Trocadero

Red vs. Blue: Season 14 Soundtrack

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[CHURCH]
Another day I'm stuck here, another day goes by
Another day I ask myself: Why do I even try?
These shitheads all around me, they poke and prod and pry
Sometimes I wish that I'd just die
[TUCKER, spoken]
Oh, come on, Church. Your life's not that bad. 
[CABOOSE, spoken]
Yeah! Plus you already died once. 
[CHURCH, spoken]
And whose fault was that, Caboose?
[CABOOSE, spoken]
Tucker did it. 
[TUCKER, spoken]
Sheila did it!
[SHEILA, spoken]
I would rather not get involved in this. 
[CHURCH, spoken]
All of you shut up! You want to know about my life? I'll tell you. 
[CHURCH]
My 9 to 5 is filled with misery
My girlfriend's always such a bitch to me
I think my death count's pushing three
I just don't get how this is hard to see
And as I lie awake at night
I just want to die
[TUCKER]
Oh please! You're overly dramatic
[DOC]
You're clearly asymptomatic
[SHEILA]
Your life is hardly that traumatic
[CABOOSE]
But your girlfriend is half aquatic
[CHURCH]
Y'know, I think I change my mind
I wish you'd all die
[EVERYONE, spoken]
(inaudible chattering)
[CHURCH, spoken]
No, really, guys, shut up. I had a whole song planned. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up, just shut the fuck up!
(sung)
Living here's not going well
This canyon's my detention cell
I feel the need to scream and yell
I wish that you'd all burn in hell!
(spoken)
Oh, oh, and it gets worse! I have been to jury duty thirty-seven times! I always get the middle seat on flights! Last year no one wished me happy birthday! Fuck all of you! Fuck everyone! And fuck this fucking song!
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Trocadero

Trocadero

About “Leonard’s Lament” by Trocadero

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