[Intro: Jaundoce]
Guesty, yeah
Woah, guesty, do you miss old Roblox?
Yeah, yeah
[Chorus: Jaundoce]
ABC, I’m adoptin’
Players locked up in prisons, playin’ like it was Christmas
I miss those egg hunts
Now, loggin’ on Roblox is not fun
[Verse 1: Jaundoce]
I used to get home, turn my brightness up, twisting my thumb
Now, loggin’, I should probably quit account
Had to press jump order to go my right
Man, I wish I knew about this game in ‘09
It’s sword fights on the high up heights, I know my sword be hittin’
Why when somebody ABC, that baby you’re raisin’
You know I really need replacements for these slenders
I’m a bacon, don’t mean I’m poor, so answer
I didn’t swear, so don’t tell me if I’m banned again
Problems with studio, I don’t understand the script
We fight, don’t rеset and leave on this lеvel
And builder’s script is bad, ‘cause script is bad for the builder
And you so dramatic, Roblox is not classic
We used to be grinding it but now we need practice
The game is not massive? Okay, noobie, first of all
I’m still the king of Arsenal
[Chorus: Jaundoce]
ABC, I’m adoptin’
Players locked up in prisons
I’m banned for little mischeif
You build for the profit
[Verse 2: Jaundoce]
It’s spawn time, matter fact, it’s Jaun time
Murder Mystery, small fights
But, I’m still playin’ all night
And who gon’ be on time first? Always be on time
Looking for Adopt Me, Brookhaven
I’m tryna play Berry Avenue, or adopt and raise cute baby
I’m tryna go offline
But I can’t leave the fact that Roblox is not fun
[Chorus: Jaundoce]
ABC, I’m adoptin’
You aren’t online often
Players locked up in prisons
I’m banned for little mischief
You build for the profit
[Part II: Jaundoce]
[Intro: Jaundoce]
Barely online on
Barely online on, oh
Barely online on
Barely online on, oh
I’m barely online on
[Chorus: Jaundoce]
ABC, I’m adoptin’
Is this what you call promise?
Roblox is ruined, honest
Duh-duh, it think we lost it
[Verse: Jaundoce]
That does it, woah, well, that’s classic
That’s classic, no, we classic
Mad with it, I thought it was same assets
Everybody want the old Roblox, everybody except Roblox
I don’t know what’ll be classic, Run Away From Internet?
Where are all the slenders at? Fake low pitch kids soundin’ guests?
Loggin’ off with nothin’ else, wanna know where the bacons went
Everywhere they said they went, I don’t know they fakin’ it
You forget about the guests, they forget about the old bacons
They can’t live without the old bacons
You know it was, you know it is, you know these kids
You know we did and they will live
Live with this, I’ma go with it, I’ma play with it, and I’ll join with them
Know I'm finna go with it, I throw with it and we goin' in
Huh-fuh, from the bacons, duh-duh, growin’ up with the slender
And you can’t take it, you can’t take it?
You a fake guest
You don’t really love Blox, go playin’ on Craft, guest
You don’t live with Roblox, what it take, guest
Go playin’ on TF2, go playin’ on Fortnite, guest
No playin’ for 2 weeks like a fortnight, guest
Don’t sa-fah-na-da, I’m newbie, plz
Da-da, na-dana, goin' through with this
Pa-da-la, fa-na-dan, don't think this
Can't fa-fa-na-da for you fake guest
You don't really love Blox, go playin’ on Craft, guest
Among Us, Us, Call of Duty, do to guest
Playin’ on TF2, playin’ on Fortnite guest
Bo-summa-thunna not playin’ for all night, guest
Wunna-tunna-dunna-dunna, and I build a boat
You don't love Blox, you love Lego, yo
I made alt and you made an alt, no robux, poor. What he mad for?
You a fake guest
Don’t playin’ with me, you don’t— go playin’ on Craft, guest
Playin’ on TF2, go playin’ on Fortnite, guest
But if I’ma nunna-dunna for a fortnight, guest
Then you know your baby newbie gon’ play all night, guest
And I hope you sanna-danna when you lose your tix
And I hope you, danna-danna do with this
[Outro: Jaundoce]
These last words were tagged too
This last text was not fun
We can box, not no boom
Put your VC on mute
