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AHEM AHEM Lyrics by Jay Eazy

2023

[Intro]
Uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's Jay, no Z

[Chorus]
I'm Puerto Rican, so don't put me with the Eminems (No, no)
'Less I'm with Megan Fox and Meagan Good, that's M&M (Yeah, right)
Nobodies say I'm just a trend, then I trend again (Again)
So take it out your mouth and clear your throat, ahem ahem

[Verse 1]
Your girl bootyhole brown, Sexyy Red (Wow)
I beat it up and then she sleepy like the president (Sleepy Joe)
From the Bronx to the town, I was a resident (Listen)
Some say that stayin' in these places is imprisonment
But I made it out, oh you heard what's 'bout ('Bout)
How I dodge a bullet make me swear I'm Mario to the town (Super)
Yeah, but when I hit the block ain't no question mark
Are you shittin' me
Everybody know my name is goin' down in history (It's goin')
My name in everybody mouth like it's Listerine (It's swishin')
If you put me right next to a goat you'll think it's symmetry (You'll think that)
You can try to mean what I mean, we aren't similes (We not)
You can do what I do but I'm still gon' do it differently (I'm different)

[Chorus]
I'm Puerto Rican, so don't put me with the Eminems (No, no)
'Less I'm with Megan Fox and Meagan Good, that's M&M (Yeah, right)
Nobodies say I'm just a trend, then I trend again (Again)
So take it out your mouth and clear your throat, ahem ahem

[Verse 2]
When I picture this, it's picture perfect (Picuture perfect)
I always make shit go how I pictured it (Make it go)
They say a picture worth a thousand, that's a light Birkin (Light)
I picture houses for an M, that's more than that, isn't it
So many people are puppets, comin' with senses
I'm the reason they talk, ventriloquist
You don't think that I'm up then you ignorant
Girls already wantin' my illegitimate
Old friends think we a call that drop
We lost connection, so they tryna rekindle it
That shit remind me of when I would learn how to bag me a baddie
But I couldn't swindle it, true shit
Now I can play with the box like Rubik's
I'm not a bitch that opposite attract
That's why they gravitating to the movement
I say savin' your money and gettin' your money are always a unit, never confuse it
Don't be the guy that's tryna wear Louis when you got a child that doesn't have two kicks

[Chorus]
I'm Puerto Rican, so don't put me with the Eminems (No, no)
'Less I'm with Megan Fox and Meagan Good, that's M&M (Yeah, right)
Nobodies say I'm just a trend, then I trend again (Again)
So take it out your mouth and clear your throat, ahem ahem
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Jay Eazy

Jay Eazy

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