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Dangerous Andrew Lyrics by Jazz Emu

2019

[Verse 1]
When it comes to danger
This man is not a stranger
He laughs in the face of risk
(ha haha ha ha)
[Verse 2]
Danger is is middle name
And Andrew is his first name
And his middle name is actually Chris
Danger is his drug
Don't bring him a mug
'Cause he'll burn you with the contents
When he trips on the rug
[Chorus]
Dangerous Andrew
His hand-eye coordination is jeopardously bad
Dangerous Andrew
He once threw a Frisbee in a four-year-old's face
[Verse 3]
His cavalier behaviour puts the world in danger
He doesn't know how to recycle cups
Hе's experiencеd in dealing money, cars, and women
His mother insures him on her Volkswagen Up
He drives at dangerous pace
His clutch control's a disgrace
And he starts the windscreen wipers when he means to indicate
[Chorus]
Dangerous Andrew
He passed his driving test on the seventh
Dangerous Andrew
His family and friends refuse to get in the car
[Verse 4]
A man who knows death as an intimate friend
He can stop the room dead with the sound of his voice
He goes to a party to kill
His wit and his quips are his weapon of choice
A party guest, Michael, Tells a joke that he's read
It goes down really well, Andrew starts to interject
But he panics and repeats exactly what Michael said
And it kills the conversation totally dead
[Chorus]
Dangerous Andrew
No conversation's safe from his social incompetence
Dangerous Andrew
He spilt a bowl of crisps and hid in the toilet
[Outro]
Dangerous Andrew
Dangerous Andrew
Credits
Jazz Emu

Jazz Emu

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