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Checkin’ My Pager Lyrics by Jazzberry Ram

Jr. Adventure Hr.

1996

Randy, it’s alright to cry
Sometimes we all just wanna die
Randy, two trees and a dog
Sometimes that’s all that we got
If love’s a drug, I’m a dirty needle
A conduit for all evil
If love is a drug, I’m a dirty needle
A conduit for all evil
Checkin’ my pager, vibrator on
Checkin’ my voicemail for words to a song
Checkin’ my penis, looking for sores (Ouch)
Checkin’ my skin for clogged pores
And I don’t know love
No I don’t know love
No I don’t know love
No I don’t know love
Randy, it’s alright to cry
Sometimes we all just wanna die
If love’s a drug, I’m a dirty needle
A conduit for all evil
If love’s a drug, I’m a dirty needle
A conduit for all evil
Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ the ledger
Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ the ledger
Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ the ledger
Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ the ledger
And I don’t know love
No I don’t know love
And I don’t know love
No I don’t know love
My pa be John MacLeod
Don’t make me tell you again
He be of that special breed
A breed called fisherman
But Spanish, French, and Portugese
They keep eating all his fish
“I hope you all get shot and die”
That’s all I really, all I really wish
That’s all I really wish
That’s all I really, all I really wish
That’s all I really wish
That’s all I really, all I really
Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ my pager (Checkin’ my pager, checkin’ my pager)
Vibrator on (Vibrator on)
Checkin’ my voicemail, checkin’ my voicemail (Checkin’ my voicemail, checkin’ my voicemail)
For words to a song (For words to a song)
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Jazzberry Ram

Jazzberry Ram

About “Checkin’ My Pager” by Jazzberry Ram

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"Checkin’ My Pager" appears on "Jr. Adventure Hr." in 1996.

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