Process of Elimination Lyrics by Joe Kinosian, Kellen Blair
Murder for Two
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[STEPH, spoken] Protocol said that was the last step, right? So you must have all the information you need [MARCUS, spoken] You’re right Steph. I must. So if you can just stay quiet, this will all make sense in… three minutes. It has to. Now, time for a little process of elimination [sung] YOU ALL PLAYED A PART SO WE CAN START BY ELIMINATING... NONE OF YOU Very good YOU’RE EACH IN A BOOK WHICH TENDS TO LOOK LIKE AN INDECISIVE CLUE Wait- SINCE THE GUN WAS FOUND HERE IT’S VERY CLEAR IT WAS PLANTED THERE BY ONE OF YOU WE HAVE THE WHY AND THE HOW SO AS OF NOW LET’S STAY FOCUSED ON THE WHO [MRS. WHITNEY] Who am I to argue but I’m pretty sure the knife was never found… [MARCUS] There is no knife, he was shot! And I thought I told you to- [MRS. WHITNEY] Sorry! I’m bein’ quiet, we all are. Because we respect you [MARCUS] Let me see. What do we know about the guilty party? THE KILLER IS SHREWD SO LET’S CONCLUDE THEY’RE UNLIKELY TO CONFESS TO ME [MURRAY] I’ll confess to bein’ bored! [MARCUS] Shhh! THEY POISONED THE TEA SO LET’S AGREE THAT THE KILLER HAS… AN ARM [BARRETTE] So what if I do? [MARCUS] Shhh! [STEPH] He’s talking ??? [MARCUS] THEY WENT THROUGH WITH THE DEED WHICH AS A LEAD REALLY COULDN’T MATTER LESS TO ME [BARB] Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom! [MURRAY] What has it been, five minutes? [BARB] Can it you fat freak! [MARCUS](at the same time) BUT WHITNEY’S BRAINS WERE BLOWN OUT SO THERE’S NO DOUBT THAT THE KILLER MEANT IT- [MURRAY] Charming explanation but I’m telling you the guilty one is her! [MARCUS] Stop! Murray! You’re not helping! Oh my god, one minute left! [MRS. WHITNEY] I can help! [MARCUS] No! [MRS. WHITNEY] Oh yeah, I’ll sing my “everyone be quiet” song! [MARCUS] No! [MRS. WHITNEY, sung](MARCUS, spoken) QUIET QUIET QUIET! (No!) EVERYONE BE QUIET! (Is this really happening?!) EVERYONE BE QUIET TONIGHT! (This is actually happening) THAT’S RIGHT! (Fine! I refuse to ???) AND IF YOU CAN’T BE QUIET I’LL TELL YOU TO BE QUIET (Why are you doing this?!) EVERYONE BE QUIET ALL RIGHT (I’ll just keep going) YIGHT YIGHT YIGHT! [MARCUS, sung](at the same time) YOU HATED HIM SO WHICH GOES TO SHOW HE WAS KILLED ‘CAUSE SOMEONE HATED HIM NOW WE’RE GETTIN’ SOMEWHERE! IT’S SAFE TO ASSUME THIS VERY ROOM IS THE PLACE IT ALL TOOK PLACE LALALALALALA HE WOULD HAVE DIED ON HIS OWN IF HE HAD KNOWN WAS HERE AND WHAT AWAITED HIM [MRS. WHITNEY] QUIET QUIET QUIET [BARRETTE] Will you stop jabbering? [STEPH] Everyone! Shhhhh! You, quiet! [MRS. WHITNEY] EVERYONE BE QUIET TONIGHT [MURRAY] You’re the one who’s always talking, Barb! [BARB] Shut up Murray! Shut the fuck up! [STEPH] Guys you have to let him talk, he has to work ??? [HENRY] I forgot my hat [MARCUS] NO! [MRS. WHITNEY] Alright! You better not make a peep, we gotta keep being absolutely quiet so he knows that we respect him and we wish him all our best as he concludes- [MARCUS, sung](at the same time) WITH PEOPLE YELLING NONSTOP HOW CAN A COP EVER HELP TO SOLVE A CASE IF NO ONE LISTENS THEN IT’S HARD TO BE EFFECTIVE AND I REALLY GOTTA HURRY IF I WANNA MAKE DETECTIVE- AND BY “WANNA MAKE DETECTIVE” I DON’T MEAN I’M NOT DETECTIVE- ALL I MEAN IS I’M A- I’M A- I’M- I’m sorry. I’m sorry everyone, I’ve wasted everyone’s time [STEPH] What are you talking about? [MARCUS] I’m not the detective [MRS. WHITNEY] WE WERE QUIET AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED I’M NEVER BEING QUIET AGAIN
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