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So What if I Did? Lyrics by Joe Kinosian, Kellen Blair

Murder for Two

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[BARRETTE, sung]
SO WHAT IF I KNEW HIM QUITE WELL?
MUCH BETTER THAN MOST MIGHT HAVE KNOWN?
HE LOVED ME THEN LEFT
HIS BARRETTE WAS BEREFT
BUT THAT’S NOT A LEAD
SO LEAVE ME ALONE
[MARCUS, spoken]
You were… lovers?
[BARRETTE]
SO WHAT IF I STOLE ALL HIS PICTURES
AND VIOLENTLY SCRATCHED OUT HIS FACE?
I MAY SEEM ALOOF
BUT THAT’S A TRAIT
NOT PROOF
SO TRUST ME YOU HAVEN’T A CASE
[MARCUS]
Well I’m sure you’re probably innocent, but-
[BARRETTE]
SO WHAT IF THIS MORNING WE GOT IN A FIGHT?
SO WHAT, WHO CARES WHAT WE SAID?
SO WHAT IF I TOLD HIM I’D KILL HIM TONIGHT?
WELL THAT’S WHAT ONE SAYS WHEN ONE WANTS SOMEONE DEAD
SO WHAT IF HIS DEATH MAKES ME GIGGLE?
AND BLITHE AS SOME ROPE-SKIPPING KID?
I MAY SEEM A NUT
BUT IF I AM? SO WHAT?
THOUGH NIGHTS I UNCLOTHED HIM
WHEN DAWN BROKE I LOATHED HIM SO FIERCELY
SO WHAT IF I DID?
[MARCUS]
Then again, you do have the right to remain silent if you’d rather wait-
[BARRETTE]
SO WHAT IF I’M HOLDING A GUN?
[MARCUS]
Ahh!
[BARRETTE]
A GUN THAT I RECENTLY BOUGHT
IT’S MISSING A ROUND
WHICH I’M SURE WILL BE FOUND
BUT THAT DOESN’T PROVE
THAT ARTHUR WAS SHOT
[MARCUS]
He was shot, Barrette!
[BARRETTE]
AND WHAT OF MY CRIMINAL RECORD?
SO WHAT IF I’VE KILLED A FEW MEN?
I ONCE WAS DERANGED
BUT AS YOU SEE
I’VE CHANGED
SO WHY WOULD I TRY IT AGAIN?
[MARCUS]
Killed a few men!?
[BARRETTE, spoken]
It was self-defense! And that entire jury of young, persuadable men agreed!
[MARCUS]
I think I understand, Barrette-
[BARRETTE, sung]
SO WHAT IF I’M JUMPY AND SKITTISH AND TENSE?
SO WHAT? WE ALL HAVE OUR FLAWS
SO WHAT IF MY SENTENCES END IN…
SUSPENSE?
WELL THAT’S HOW ONE TALKS WHEN ONE’S
GRASPING AT STRAWS!
SO WHAT IF I SPENT ALL OF SUNDAY
MALICIOUSLY FORGING HIS WILL?
I LEFT ME A LOT
WELL IF I DID, SO WHAT?
THOUGH BLOOD IS UNSIGHTLY
I’VE DREAMT OF IT NIGHTLY
SO WHAT IF I WHAT IF I WHAT IF I-
(Instrumental break)
[BARRETTE]
THOUGH THEFT ISN’T WHOLESOME
I STEALTHILY STOLE SOMETHING
YOU LEFT TO LOOK FOR
THAT INFAMOUS BOOK FOR
WHICH ARTHUR HAD GOTTEN
TO JOT DOWN HIS PLOT IN
SO WHAT IF I WHAT IF I WHAT IF I-
(takes a deep breath)
WHAT IF I WHAT IF I- did I say “stole”?
I meant, it was a present!
SO WHAT?
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Joe Kinosian, Kellen Blair

Joe Kinosian, Kellen Blair

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