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Drunk Twice Today Lyrics by Jeff Tuohy

2021

Three months in- I’ve been sending postcards from the road
Empty beers were last night’s cheap ashtray
Now, I don’t mind saying I am sorry
If I did the crime for which I have to pay
But I did nothing wrong
I didn’t know all along
That the girl in this bunk’s a fiancé (oh, Lord)
And I’ve already been drunk once today
2pm- I’m sippin’ beers off Bourbon and Canal
I thought to by my ex a negligée
I didn’t mind hearing she was leaving
‘cause I’d had it up to here, if I might say
Still I wrote her a song
While hittin’ on the drummer’s bong
It smells like skunk. Nice green hay (oh, Lord)
And I’ve already been drunk twice today
10pm- I clear the phlegm with whiskey neat (but short)
The lights go down and we begin to play
At the momеnt, some sobriety is soothing
Music is the way wе misfits pray
This is where we belong
Back on the road we’re going strong
With a cooler full of ice; and by the way- (oh, Lord)
I think that I might get drunk thrice today
I’ve already been drunk
And I’m still goddamn drunk
I’ve already been drunk three times today
That’s right
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Jeff Tuohy

Jeff Tuohy

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