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Real Lyrics by Jellyes

Home Entertainment

2023

[Verse 1]
Got sent to prison
For beating disabled children
Took a plane up out the port
And I crashed into a building
When they say I'm not the GOAT
It really just hurts my feelings
Said I'm not about the craft
Cause I ain't played it in a minute
I just lost my fucking job over bullshit
Triple Homicide with a forklift
I wasn't certified
Killed em' I was mortified
Bodies on my resume
They think my name was Mordecai
Murder should be normalized
I think it's really organized
I just took a test today
They said I was about to die
Now I feel immortalized
Beamer and its fortified
Porta-Potty whip inside the shit
I had to fertilize

[Hook]
Got a fucking beamer with a built in toilet
BOY$ WHO $HIT and we file unemployment
Been through the dook and we got re-appointed
Feeling batman beat up babies and enjoy it
BOY$ WHO $HIT and I'll say it again
Dookie butt brown wrap all on my Benz
Ask if I'll retire and I'll say it depends
If a dumbass cuts me off mid verse it'll end

[Verse 2]
Out the fucking commode
Bout to fucking explode
I been here since day one
Bitch I feel like Cody Rhodes
I might found the shit and drop out
Look at what you brought out
I run like Tiger Woods
Into a pole with my whole cock out
That is absolutely fucking slander
Sickest flow in the game since OJ killed his wife
Told a Pedo to kill himself and they gave my ass life
I might hit you up on Twitter and scam you out of some ice
And since Elon is retarded he said I was being nice
Now I gotta Blue Check
I just blew two checks
Couple grand up on some software
That I should have took next
Yeah I pirate Nintendo
And I beat all their games
They gonna bust down my down my door
And make pay because they're lame
But it doesn't even matter
I got friends on Pirate Bay
They just sent me the new Zelda
And I play it every day
I just crack shit
PC just to hack shit
New Prestige I just maxed it
Brand new level I just passed it
Bitch on my new shit
Check your Spotify yeah
I'm on your wrapped shit
Feeding off plays
When I gotta go and track shit
I've been the one
And I prod without a tag bitch
Acting like a fan I was here before a track hit

[Hook]
Got a fucking beamer with a built in toilet
BOY$ WHO $HIT and we file unemployment
Been through the dook and we got re-appointed
Feeling batman beat up babies and enjoy it
BOY$ WHO $HIT and I'll say it again
Dookie butt brown wrap all on my Benz
Ask if I'll retire and I'll say it depends
If a dumbass cuts me off mid verse it'll end

[Verse 3]
Running gunning heart thumping gotta shit
Run into the bathroom and I sat right on my dick ow bitch
Yeah I sat right on my nuts
Running fast as fuck hit the toilet gotta flush
Got a new Tacoma and I wrecked it backing up
Dropping dookie in the bowl and water splashed up on my nuts
Now I think i'm GOATed and my friends won't hit me up
Got cut off by a dumbass now imma blow this building up
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About “Real” by Jellyes

Read the complete lyrics to "Real" by Jellyes from the album "Home Entertainment" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Real" is credited to Jellyes. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Real" appears on "Home Entertainment" in 2023.

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