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Dumber Lyrics by Jesse Welles

2024

[Verse 1]
\nJust the other day
\nI was pumpin gasoline
\nWhen I was ready to go
\nI ripped the whole damn hose
\nOutta that pump machine
\n
\nLater when the cop pulled me over
\nHalfway across the state
\nWe asked why I was speeding
\nWhere I needed to be
\nI said "Nowhere, and I'm running late"
\n
\n[Chorus 1]
\nI hope this feeling lasts all winter
\nI hope it lasts on into the summer
\nIt can rain and it can storm, babe
\nIt can lightning and it can thunder
\nI ain't ever felt better
\nAnd I ain't ever been dumber
\n
\n[Verse 2]
\nLatеr, I was feeling hungry
\nSo I went down to the nail salon
\nThey gotta littlе chubby statue that's always got fruit
\nI took an apple and I was gone
\n
\nThem ladies are always so upset
\nIt must be hard workin' on toes
\nI keep mine clean and the webs in between
\nHelp me float down the river, ya know
\n
\n[Chorus 2]
\nSome days, life's a big ole toilet
\nAnd I'm just a real good plumber
\nIt may be hot as the dickens outside
\nBut I'm cooler than a big cucumber
\nI ain't ever felt better
\nAnd I ain't ever been dumber
\n
\n[Harmonica solo]
\n
\n[Verse 3]
\nLater, I was feeling lonely
\nBut I didn't really wanna talk
\nSo I went down to the morgue and laid down on a board
\n'Cause nobody wanted to walk
\n
\nAnd in the morning I went to church
\nAnd they handed me a plate of cash
\nI took a buck or two, they kicked me outta the pew
\nHell, even Jesus wants to kick my ass
\n
\n[Chorus 3]
\nIf indeed its a dream I'm in
\nDon't wake me from my slumber
\nAnd if ya ever wanna feel a little better
\nFeel like life is 'a less of a bummer
\nIt's in your best interest
\nI suggest you get dumber
\n
\nMmm-mm-mmm...\n\n
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Jesse Welles

Jesse Welles

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Read the complete lyrics to "Dumber" by Jesse Welles in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Folk, Country.

"Dumber" is performed by Jesse Welles. in 2024 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Dumber", explore more songs by Jesse Welles using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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