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Why Can\’t A Woman Learn To Say Good-by Like A Man Lyrics by Jim Morris

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She found him in a trailer park
Shacked up with old Betty Lou
Took a nine inch butcher's knife
And ran the man clean through
She left him in a pool of blood
With his manhood in his hand
Why can't a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Why can't she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand
Why can't a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
I went out with a friend last night;
He said he needed to get real drunk
Then he told me 'bout driving home the sitter
But his wife was hiding in the trunk
She whipped out a twelve-gauge shotgun
When she heard them lose control
She drove off and left him naked
Tied to a telephone pole
It's hard to talk things over in the face of a savage attack
Why not go to the grocery store and never ever ever come back?
Your obsession with aggression is so hard to understand
Why can't a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Why can't she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand
Why can't a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Good-bye just seems so final with that Uzi in your hand
Why can't a woman learn to say goodbye like a man?
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Jim Morris

Jim Morris

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