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Everyone is Traumatized by Christmas Lyrics by Jinkx Monsoon

The Jinkx and Dela Holiday Special

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[Dela]
Well Jinkx, we sure have learned a lot tonight
[Jinkx]
We sure have!
[Dela]
Turns out that whether you celebrate Christmas or don't celebrate Christmas, it can be a hard time of year for a lot of us
[Jinkx]
That's true. But, at least we're all miserable together!
[Dela]
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
Everyone's just grinning through the cheer
We start our lives all starry-eyed with childhood propaganda
Then find out all those strange men's laps wеre never rеally Santa
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
It's almost no-one's favorite time of year
[Jinkx]
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
And generously spreads their shit around
The Jesus songs mangers on lawns- this bullshit is incessant
The Christians have the world on lock and now they wanna press it
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
No one's safe when Santa comes to town
[Both]
No matter where you come from, no matter who you are
There's something 'bout this holiday that's sure to leave a scar
An overbearing family, no family at all
Run over by a reindeer or just working at the mall
[Both]
Oh!
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
We just have our wounds gift-wrapped to get by
We all drown our depression in more fruit cake and wine
You may feel like you're all alone but sister, get in line!
'Cuz veryone is traumatized by Christmas time
[Dela]
But, at least they're not alone
[Jinkx]
At least you're not alone
[Both]
No, you're not alone if you've been traumatized!
Credits
Jinkx Monsoon

Jinkx Monsoon

About “Everyone is Traumatized by Christmas” by Jinkx Monsoon

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