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Beaver Lyrics by Joe Enormous

Clitoris

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[Intro]
Dude, I hate when you have to readjust your belt in public
People know that you were just masturbating

[Verse 1]
Bitch I know Pi, to infinity places
Got girls, bitch. Take a look at my braces
My dick gets hard like its calculus
I look for dates at Toys "R" Us
It's a party in my room when I'm watching porn
Dress so sharp that you think I'm a thorn
I'm an elf lord, bitch. Wanna' join my guild?
If you don't play hard then you're gonna' get killed
Get thrilled. Your pussy gets filled
Got so much ram, take a look at my build
Everybody in the room is looking at me
Poison your water with Zyklon B
Got a gun, it's what I do for fun
I spent 48 hours looking at the sun
There's hair on my chest, get ready to hunt
Use my fingers to count your cunt
If its raining, I use my windshield wipers
Just can't fuck you if you don't wear diapers
All I want to do is taste your tonsils
Call that a boner? I call it a fossil

[Verse 2]
Your pussy's so rare that I heard it moo
I'll fuck a dog and I'll fuck you to
Go to an asylum, I'm insane
Got plenty of friends, they're in my brain
Do what I say, whore. I'm Simon
And if you talk back I'll break your hymen
Is there a magnet in your pussy?
Cause my dick is made of steel
I'll eat that girl out like a 3-course meal

[Hook]
I got female troubles, looks like I got to leave her
Fuck that, man. I'll punch her beaver
That's animal abuse, I'll fucking turn you into juice
That's what your bitches get when your pussy gets loose
(Yeah)

[Verse 3]
So what'd you say? You sound retarded
I fucked Grandpa, he's departed
I fuck ghosts, it paranormal
If I get horny I'll fuck a wormhole
Dress up like elves, bitch. Lets LARP
Splash that shit like a Magikarp
STFU, you think this is a joke?
I'll go in your ovaries and eat your yolk
I'm I doctor, I'll give you cancer
I got moves like a fucking dancer
Tie your shoes, tripping on life
What should I put in my ass? A knife?
Get in the rape zone -- I mean my lab
I'm inside a dog, it feels fab'
Get down in this hizzle, Oscar Wilde
Came to mom, I'm her child
Now I'm cum in you, make you preggers
My dad always said, "don't talk to niggers"
Cousin is pregnant, doesn't know it's mine
If I had cocaine I'd snort a line
Don't move a muscle, be counted time
Got to move fast, like Sonic
Quick! Use my dick to attack
Restraint morals is what I lack
Look at me, I can come with no hands
I sent a random note with demands
I just can't stop, I'm on a role
I'm God, I'm horny and I'll fuck your soul
(Yeah bitches)

[Hook]
I got female troubles, looks like I got to leave her
Fuck that, man. I'll fucking punch her beaver
That's animal abuse, I'll fucking turn you into juice
That's what your bitches get when your pussy gets loose
There's not use, I'm not kidding
Don't make me commit rape
The say they've got evidence; they have me on tape
I can fake an orgasm day or night, it's not right
So I punch girls because they're easier to fight
Just punch them right in the cunt, that'll show 'em
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Joe Enormous

Joe Enormous

About “Beaver” by Joe Enormous

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"Beaver" appears on "Clitoris".

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