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I’ve Got News For You Lyrics by Joe Pesci

Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Sings Just for You

1998

I'll never forget the first night I met you
You're such a sweet little girl you know that?
Going church on Sundays and everything
What happened? What happened?
You said before we met
That your life was fucking tame
Then I took you to a nightclub
Every fuck face knew your name
I've got news for you baby
I've got news for you little girl
Somehow your story don't ring true
I'll whack you
And your family too
Yeah everything was going pretty good you know
I just keep thinking about that night in that club you know
I was waiting for you and waiting for you
What happened? What happened?
You phoned that you'd be late
Cause the train you took had passed
Then you walked in smiling
With a crackpipe up your ass
I've got news for you baby
I've got news for you little girl
Somehow your stories don't ring true
I'll whack you
And your family too
Motherfucker!
Yeah I was buying you all kinds of jewelry and everything you know
And you always kept that one watch on your hand
I couldn't figure out you know
That you told me it was from your uncle
What happened with that?
You said that watch you wore
Was a gift from your Uncle Joe
When I looked at the inscription
It said "Love from Daddy Blow"
Motherfucker I'll whack you
Your whole family too
I've got news for you little girl
I'll whack you
And that family too
Where the fuck did you get your balls big enough to fuck with me bitch?
Man did you drive into the fucking wrong neighborhood, motherfucker
I'll fuck you up
Big or small I'll fucking whack em all
Piss me off I'll fucking knock you off
I'll put pennies in your eyes motherfucker and rosary beads in your ass!
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