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Ain’t Gonna Bump No More Lyrics by Joe Tex

Bumps & Bruises

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[Verse 1]
Three nights ago, I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump
I was rarin' to go
And this big fat woman bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
Man, she did a dip
Almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her no
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once
Said "If you wanna dance, find you a big fat man
Y'all go on and get on down
Y'all go on and get on down", ha!
[Chorus]
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Hey, and I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
[Bridge]
Somebody take her
She's too big for me
She'll knock me down
One, well
[Verse 2]
She came over to me, snatched me outta my seat
She wanted to get on down, still wanna get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone
I ain't gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once
I know what you'll do, I ain't gonna bump with you
I don't feel like gettin' down, don't feel like gettin' down
She just shook her head at every word I said
She wanted to get on down, that woman wanna get on down
She did that dip again, and I hit the floor again
She was gettin' down, Lord
That woman was gettin' down
[Chorus]
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Oh, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
[Verse 3]
Somebody take her, I don't want her
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Somebody take her, I don't want her
Say, Leroy!
You can have this one, dude
Take the big fat woman, dude
I don't want her, I can't handle her
'Cause it takes two hands to handle a Whopper, I don't want
Y'all got, she's too big, man
She's too much for me
Somebody take her, I don't need her
I'd like this woman to tell the tale
It's just me, ha-ha-ha, oh!
Child, don't date her, you got her
Oh, the woman, don't you take
Go on and take her, think y'all can handle it?
Too much for me, too much for me
She's too much for me, groove it!
[Verse 4]
Big fat woman in a disco
Knockin' people on the floor
Big fat woman in a disco
Bumpin' people on the floor
Puttin' flicks her hip
Bustin' people's lip
Big fat woman in a disco
Bumpin' people all over the floor
You all sorry, you all lighten up
You all lighten up, you all ease up
You all lighten up your big fat self, Lord
Losin' weight, we gotta dance, hmm-hmm
You just flick those hips
Bustin' folks' lips
Can't slip this, ho, get down
Move on, ha!
Ho, ha, hup, ho, ho, ho, hup, hup
I'm tired, y'all
I'm tired, y'all
She done wore me out, she done wore me out
I'm tired, y'all
This big fat woman done wore me out, y'all
[Outro]
Ooh Lord, I'm tired, y'all
I'm tired, gonna take a little rest
Somebody give me rest
This big fat woman done wore me done
She done tired me out, she done wore me down
Oh man, I'm quttin'
Y'all got her, right?
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