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MC Moyes Lyrics by Joe Weller

MC Moyes - Single

2014

[Intro]
Yo, MC Moyes, there's something I need to say
[Verse 1]
I smashed your bitch last week, then I did the same to your dad
Got my boys turnt up, and my swag turned on
Got a dick you wished you had
"Moyes you're shit, you're ruining United"
What's that? Go fuck yourself
Somebody get me a beer and Tesco basic gel
[Hook]
I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you're hating, boy
I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you're hating, boy
[Verse 2]
Now that I've got your attention
There's something that I need to mention
That's right, United, we're still right in for contention
No not, not for the title, for the manager with the largest penis Cause it's massive, dickhead
Arsene Wenger look, it's half past you're a twat
Been selling you dope for years, heard you got Özil into that
Oi nah, I think I've found a target, no, I'm not talking Marco Reus
It's your girl and Imma make her David Moist
[Hook]
I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you're hating, boy
I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you're hating, boy
[Verse 3]
I must say, that I really wanna say
That my team ain't good enough for me
Tom Cleverley you're a weed, now go make me some sandwiches
Shout Out to Rafa Benítez, he loves the pussy too
Me and him, hitting up Zante this summer, see you soon
Hit Puberty at thirty eight, but I've always been gorgeous
And a gymlad, I'm built like a brick, I'm basically Lukaku
Aswell I Invented vodka, gonna neck loads with Rafa
So, fuck the hate, I'm here to stay
You don't agree, I'll smash your face
[Hook]
I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you're hating, boy
I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you're hating, boy
[Outro]
Yo, John Terry didn't sleep with Wayne Bridge's wife
It was me, it was fucking me, mate, dickheads
Credits
Joe Weller

Joe Weller

About “MC Moyes” by Joe Weller

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