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The Tank: Romelu Lukaku Lyrics by Joe Weller

The Tank: Romelu Lukaku - Single

2013

[Verse 1]
Yo, what's up? It's MC pound your bitch
I can perfom anywhere, but stick to a football pitch
Built like a wrecking ball, but clear of Miley Cyrus
I made STD's, now slut is a virus
[Hook]
My name is Romelu, but you can call me tank
I'm the number one beast, all the rest are wank
With my bills and bitches, I'm the pimp of the bank
If you mess with me, you become lamb shank
[Verse 2]
Girrafes were made when I punched a horse
And I played the iceberg in Titanic, of course
When I poke you on Facebook, you know you're getting a bruise
When I gave birth to Undertaker, he was born with tattoes
I was stopped by police this morning
It's okay though, I let them off with a warning
Nintey nine strength? I've got one thousand
And I score goals, by the thousand
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
I invented steroids, to make some competition
Suárez? Giroud? They just keep on wishing
I got bars for days and no, I'm not talking Snickers
I make great bolognese to get in your mum's knickers
I'm so black, that my shadow is white
My favourite type of sweet is Turkish Delite
There you have it, about the tank you now know
You agree I'm a beast, comment down below
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Joe Weller

Joe Weller

About “The Tank: Romelu Lukaku” by Joe Weller

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