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Hanging About In The Train Station Toilets Naming Peoples Penises Lyrics by Joe Wilkinson

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Hello, commuter, on your way to work!
I’m going to call yours Captain Birdseye,
because it looks like it’s wearing a polo neck and winking at me.
You’re welcome, I just named your penis.
Hello, train driver, who just nipped in for a piss!
I’m going to call yours Mrs. Fernsby, my old geography teacher,
because you’re small and wrinkly and have a birthmark on the side of your shaft.
You’re welcome, I just named your penis.
Hello, police officer, who’s just been sent to the toilets because they’vе had reports of someone naming pеople’s penises!
You can’t arrest me for naming strangers cocks!
Oh, you can! I didn’t know that!
Oh, great, now I’m electronically tracked again!

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