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Captain Bryce Song Lyrics by Joe Wong 黃祖輝

The Midnight Gospel: Music From the Netflix Original Series

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[Verse: Captain Bryce]
Oh, my name is Captain Bryce, and these are my rules!
Don't touch the wobble if it's pink
Or you will age until you stink
If the wobble's gray like steam
You'll revert into a cream!
If the wobble's red like rust
You'll die and rot and then throw up
If a patch is colored tan
Then your eyes will melt!
Don't touch the wobble if it's blue
Cuz your legs will look like that!
If the wobble smells like flowers
Run real fast or we'll both die!
If it's brown then it's okay
But don't confuse thе brown with tan
When the wobble's nеon green
Then I'm not sure what will happen
Thus concludes my list of rules
I am
Captain
Bryce
[Outro: Clancy & Captain Bryce]
Wow, you're a really good singer
Oho-ho-ho thank you, Clancy
Credits
Joe Wong 黃祖輝

Joe Wong 黃祖輝

About “Captain Bryce Song” by Joe Wong 黃祖輝

Read the complete lyrics to "Captain Bryce Song" by Joe Wong 黃祖輝 from the album "The Midnight Gospel: Music From the Netflix Original Series". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Captain Bryce Song" appears on "The Midnight Gospel: Music From the Netflix Original Series".

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