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My man John Lyrics by John Eccles

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My man John had a thing that was long
My maid Mary had a thing that was hairy
My man John put his thing that was long
Into my maid Mary's thing that was hairy

My maid Mary then stirr'd it about
Till with stirring and stirring at length it came out
But then my man John, thrust it in once again
And knock'd it most stoutly to make it remain

But John with much knocking so widen'd the hole
That his long thing slip'd out still in spight of his soul
Till weary'd and vex'd and with knocking grown sore
Cry'd a Pox take the Hole for I'll knock it no more

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