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Twelve Days of Cryptmas Lyrics by John Kassir

Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas

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[Intro]
\nYou know kiddies, I think this is going to be the beast holiday season ever!
\nAnd you know what will maggot even more special?
\nGetting the little gift I've been dreaming of, or better yet, getting a whole bunch of them!
\n
\nOn the first day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nA trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the second day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the third day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to thе mortuary!
\n
\nOn the fourth day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to mе
\nFour thousand volts
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the fifth day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nFive mortal wounds
\nFour thousand volts
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the sixth day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nSix fiends disembowelling
\nFive mortal wounds
\nFour thousand volts
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the seventh day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nSeven werewolves howling
\nSix fiends disembowelling
\nFive mortal wounds
\nFour thousand volts
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the eighth day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nEight manglers mangling
\nSeven werewolves howling
\nSix fiends disembowelling
\nFive mortal wounds
\nFour thousand volts
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the ninth day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nNine stranglers strangling
\nEight manglers mangling
\nSeven werewolves howling
\nSix fiends disembowelling
\nFive mortal wounds
\nFour thousand volts
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the tenth day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nTen heads ka-plopping
\nNine stranglers strangling
\nEight manglers mangling
\nSeven werewolves howling
\nSix fiends disembowelling
\nFive mortal wounds
\nFour thousand volts
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the eleventh day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nEleven choppers chopping
\nTen heads ka-plopping
\nNine stranglers strangling
\nEight manglers mangling
\nSeven werewolves howling
\nSix fiends disembowelling
\nFive mortal wounds
\nFour thousand volts
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nOn the twelfth day of Cryptmas
\nMy ghoul love gave to me
\nTwelve axe-men lopping
\nEleven choppers chopping
\nTen heads ka-plopping
\nNine stranglers strangling
\nEight manglers mangling
\nSeven werewolves howling
\nSix fiends disembowelling
\nFive mortal wounds
\nFour thousand volts
\nThree lethal blows
\nTwo murderous shoves
\nAnd a trip to the mortuary!
\n
\nI don't deserve all this happiness
\n[Sobs/Laughing]
\n[Crypt door closes]\n\n
Credits
John Kassir

John Kassir

About “Twelve Days of Cryptmas” by John Kassir

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