Three little unexpected children simultaneously The Doctor brought us and you can see There will be three forever ending E-I-O You wouldn't know how agonizing Being triplets can be Each one is individually the victim Of that clinical day E-I-O Every summer we go away to Baden, Baden, Baden Every winter we come back home to Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah We do everything alike We look alike, we dress alike We walk alike, we talk alike And what is morе; we hate each othеr very much We hate our folks, we're sick of jokes And what an art it is to tell us apart If one of us gets the measels The other one gets the measels Then all of us gets the measels And mumps, and flu Now and then we have a fight, a little fight We throw our food and pull our hair And scratch each other and bite Mrs. Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs. Goldenwasser Of the day she went to Sloan's and had her Silly Willy Mrs. Hossenkupel loves to talk to Mrs. Elderspritzel Of her major operation when she had her twins But when Mother comes along she silences the others She accomplished something that is very rare in Mothers For example just to prove that she was more than ample She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were Measuring a giant Dr. Heimedanner almost lost his bedside manner On the day that he first looked upon us three We do everything alike We look alike, we dress alike We walk alike, we talk alike And what is more we hate each other very much We hate our folks, we're sick of jokes And what an art it is to tell us apart We eat the same kind of vittles We drink from the same kind of bottles We sit in the same kind of high chair, high chair, high chair Mamma says that we're a bore And what is more she didn't want to have us and And we didn't want to have her No more!
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