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TORNADER Lyrics by JOHN RAUCE

Uncle Cletus and the Goblet of Whiskey

2020

[INTRO]
Yee yee motherfucker
Yee yee

[HOOK]
Bitch I’m country, born and raised on milk and mashed taters
Louisiana boy, backyard full of gators
My uncle killed 4 of ‘em, saved 2 for later
Got a .22 at 16, it’s still my favorite
‘Member back in 20-10, cockin’ back aimin’
I loved shootin’ skeet, now I’m shootin’ all my haters
She left my head spinnin’, think I saw a tornader
I’m just glad I had a rubber, I didn’t ever wanna date her

[VERSE]
L-G-B-T, eenie meenie miney mo
Pick a fuckin’ letter, I could never try to tell ya don’t
My dick’s so dry, I start fires when I’m jackin’ off
I’d love to join the club if I’d get pussy like a lesbo
Big truck wit’ a trailer hitch too
Cut me off in traffic imma hit you
And got-doggit if ya live imma hunt you
Uncle Cletus' fucked up like a buck tooth
Damn I look good in my duck boots
Yee yee motherfucker I cut loose
Lil Jack Daniel’s and a big blunt too
Uncle Cletus gon’ tell ‘em what ya came to

Pretty little lady came over last night
Then she started demonstratin’ how to play the bagpipes
Got a little on her face, but she told me that’s fine
Sure sounded good to me, like my new Alpines
Granny’s butter beans got me pissin’ out my ass
But I’ll always take a free meal man I can’t pass
Thought the same damn thing every time I went to class
So I never seen nothin’ wrong wit’ workin’ in the plants
Always keep my TWIC, and my P-P-E
When I first recorded this, I wore my F-R-C
I was in the portoshitter when it dawned on me
I’m doin’ just fine, livin’ simple as can be
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"TORNADER" appears on "Uncle Cletus and the Goblet of Whiskey" in 2020.

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