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Only Fools and Horses Theme Song Lyrics by John Sullivan

Only Fools and Horses: The Album

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[Part 1: Main Theme]
[Verse]
Stick a pony in me pocket
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
'Cause if you want the best ones
But you don't ask questions
Then brother, I'm your man
[Chorus]
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea
But here's the one that's driving me berserk:
Why do only fools and horses work?
[Outro]
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la…
[Part 2: Closing Theme]
[Verse]
We've got some
Half price cracked ice
And miles and miles of carpet tiles
TVs, eep freeze
And David Bowie LPs
Ball games, gold chains, what's-names
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis track suits
From a mush in Shepherds Bush
Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush
[Chorus]
No income tax, no VAT
No money back, and no guarantee
Black or white, rich or poor
We'll cut prices at a straw
God bless Hooky Street
Viva Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street
Magnifique, Hooky Street
Credits
John Sullivan

John Sullivan

About “Only Fools and Horses Theme Song” by John Sullivan

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"Only Fools and Horses Theme Song" is credited to John Sullivan. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Only Fools and Horses Theme Song" appears on "Only Fools and Horses: The Album".

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