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Tavern Crawl (Twisted Taverns) Lyrics by John Theodore

2021

Welcome welcome, one and all
This place is so filthy, why stay here at all?
Why rest in a place so painful and small?
There is nothing to dazzle no spark of enthrall
Who let this tavern become such a bore
Rarely does an inn have so little in store
But what if I told you there is so much more
Let me show you a place I simply adore
Tired while travel? I've got just the stay
Your own cozy cabin in the Rail-away
The train never stops you may go as you please
And everything’s fine 'long as you pay their fees
But we can't stay too long now just as before
And I could be wrong, is that blood on the floor?
Looks like we aren’t welcome you can't ride for cheap
Let's venture on forward to the oceans deep
Well the Drunken treasure is a haven bellow
But where it is exactly I'll never know
Oh, and don't be surprised by what lurks on outside
And really don't fight it, believe me, I've tried
Let's all take a breather we’ll hope for the best
The first rounds on me but you’ll pay for the rest
I hope that this tavern doesn't let you bore
Next up is a place that is fit for a lord
Follow my lead to the watering hole
Just know that the fog is always on patrol
This tavern’s my favorite it's got it's own band
And they are always more than happy to lend me a hand
Welcome, welcome, one and all
Come visit these taverns, come and have a ball
Why settle for less, and why settle for small?
It's your game to play, why not come try ’em all?
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John Theodore

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