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Crazy Lyrics by Johnny Cypher

Retrospection

2016

[Verse 1]
Hi, my name’s John, Johnny Cypher of Spence
You could describe me as somebody who will try to talk sense
I take psilocybin journeys to the sky and then present it
If this is losing the plot, my friend, I highly recommend it
I’ll get twenty bags of weed, but I’ve only got the one cigarette
I’ve got bags of LSD hidden away for my own benefit
The mushrooms grow naturally under my couch
And I’m addressing the message, attempting to mention yoga and spiritual oneness
C’mon, da, it’s comfortable numbness
Since when was it stupid to start talking about world peace
Release the inner tension in your belly, watch the chance increase
I’m selfishly thinking about the entire planet
I’m unconditionally in love with my entire family
So let’s not call it meditation, we’ll call it a life hack
Reach deep into your brain and do our best to seize your life back

[Chorus]
He’s crazy
Crazy and deranged
Crazy
Crazy and deranged
Keeps on preaching all the peace and love
Don’t you know the world is hurt enough?

He’s crazy
Crazy and deranged
Crazy
Crazy and deranged
Keeps on preaching all the peace and love
Don’t you know the world is hurt enough?

[Verse 2]
I love you, that’s right, [?] at random
The same would apply to anyone, I’m a menace to the phantom
So fuck it if I’m a sinner, I guess I’m off to hell
Find God, grab his ear, try to persuade him to come along as well
Your being offended doesn’t make you right, makes sense
Since when was being offended uhhh, an offense?
Skeptics get defensive, they’re very apprehensive
Yeah, they know it gets expensive if you try to change the record so
Slow the rap down, place your checkers
Everyone’s obsessed with being comprehensive
Let’s not get obsessive, it’s not that hard a pill to swallow
What are we to do, Mr. Cypher?
Well, we give our leaders somebody to follow
Well, how will that work? Fuck, we cannae all lead
There was a time when we used to use the monarchy to suit our needs
And then we moved along to parliament, the arrogance
We’ll carry the flag condemned
Forget the people, the country, the ones that we [?]

[Chorus]
He’s crazy
Crazy and deranged
Crazy
Crazy and deranged
Keeps on preaching all the peace and love
Don’t you know the world is hurt enough?

He’s crazy
Crazy and deranged
Crazy
Crazy and deranged
Keeps on preaching all the peace and love
Don’t you know the world is hurt enough?

[Verse 3]
Uh, yeah, actually I do
How could I forget the fact that we are all playing the didgeridoo?
I don’t belittle the message and I’ll never belittle the person
Bradley Manning was a hero with conflicting convictions
And I just swore in a rap song
[?] best to keep your hat on
My fault, didn’t see that coming
Instead of waiting on the bus, I just started running
The police pulled me over and said, “Son, your taillights look like jeans”
I said, “Bitch please, my genes are microscopic”
Nope, there was no jaws dropping
The officer had a [?] on his frown, the negativity bringing me down
He threw me straight into the back of a van
He read my words out loud and shut it all with a slam
But true to my journey, I accidentally imparted wisdom
And soon I was John of the very own private prison
Yeah, the guards, they loved me, they paid me in weed indeed
The life of a [?] stoner complete

About “Crazy” by Johnny Cypher

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"Crazy" appears on "Retrospection" in 2016.

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