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Philandering the Motherboard Lyrics by Johnny Sebastian

Another Bump in the Night

2022

[Intro]
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ahh ahh (trick or treat)
Ahh ahh
[Verse 1]
I've repaired computers for most of my life
I work from paycheck to paycheck
I have two kids and a wife (and I love that wife)
This was alright until the Fall of '05
It was a Halloween night that I thought I could survive (Hello?)
The client told me (My house is on Cruel Avenue)
He said he had a temptress poltergeist in his CPU
(I only have moments left
My name is Dario Q
And if my legacy dies
Then let this motherboard die too)
When I walked in Mr. Q was gone (I was gone)
Thе only thing inside was his desktop
And the hardwarе spoke to me (and the hardware spoke to me)
With a ghostly clarity (with a ghostly clarity)
She was coming on to me
[Chorus]
She said, "Baby cross my wires
Baby push me higher
Come on, break my firewalls
Overflow my buffer
Honey make me stutter
Then erase search history from it all"
"Turn on my hardware (hah hah)
Unzip my files (hah hah)
Insert the flash drive some more
I love our network
Forgot your password
Don't
You're philandering the motherboard"
[Verse 2]
When I was younger I was told to never go near the swamp
I never heard that my computer could be haunted at all
What would my wife think or my kids think
Or my boss or my dog
It didn't matter
I was busy putting inputs into outputs
What about it
But as I was cheating on my wife with that computer
I began to understand we were not engaging in romance
She was trying to kill me
And as she drained the blood from my body with an ethernet cable
She said, "The bounty of curse I take from you
This is for helping Dario Q"
[Chorus]
She started a fire
Burned down the entire house
But I'm still in its walls
Trapped inside her hard drive
Living as a part of her
I'm not alive, I'm installed
All 'cause I aided
That Dario kid
Now I'm still stuck here with him
He said there does not appear
Some way out of here
Now our futures are grim
[Outro]
(If you only would've listened) If you only would've listened
(If you only would've listened) If you only would've listened
(If you only would've listened) If you only would've listened
(If you only would've listened) If you only would've listened
(If you only would've listened) If you only would've listened
(If you only would've listened) If you only would've listened
(If you only would've listened) If you only would've listened
(If you only would've listened) If -
Credits
Johnny Sebastian

Johnny Sebastian

About “Philandering the Motherboard” by Johnny Sebastian

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"Philandering the Motherboard" appears on "Another Bump in the Night" in 2022.

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