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Bitch Stole My Hat Lyrics by Johnny Socko

Oh, I Do Hope It’s Roast Beef!

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She walked on in, cheeks red from the cold
Having some sky blue eyes
White snowflakes was melting in her hair
I caught her smiling, ooh

But it smelled of some greed
I fell to the floor, sweat dripping from my brow
She done left, she took what she wanted
But I'll never know why because

Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat
Bitch stole my hat, she won't give it back
Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat
Stole my hat, I'm gonna get it back

Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat
Bitch stole my hat, she won't give it back
Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat
I'm gonna kick the bitch's ass

Tiara wearin' turd, queen thievery
Swipes the coonskin derby that's my creation
Kidnap my cap, hazardous occupation
Gig money gone to larceny

You drink four beers then you start to steal
Slip it off my head, kiss my cheek; seduction
With the dressing room bare, stocking cap abduction
I know what you're thinkin', this is my next meal

Remove my lid, 'cause on your head I will dine
I'm gonna skin you alive

Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat
Bitch stole my hat, she won't give it back
Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat
Oh

Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat
Bitch stole my hat, she won't give it back
Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat
I'm gonna kick the bitch

Thirty-six, twenty-nine, what I paid
I see you snake my favorite tuk
Drop the fez now or I piss in your face
You got no respect for property and place

Princess raised, daddy's spoiled greedy little brat
You ask why I'm dark, 'cause the bitch stole my hat
Now you ask yourself "Why you gotta use that word?"
Five finger discount on a hat that's not yours

Catch a brick, eat my shit, you little fuck
While I'm here to give a fuck, you'll get what you deserve

Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat
Bitch stole my hat, she won't give it back
Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat
Stole my fuckin' hat, stole my fuckin' hat

Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat
Bitch stole my hat, she won't give it back
Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat
Gonna kick the bitch's ass

Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my fuckin' hat
Bitch stole my hat, she won't give it back
Bitch stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherfuckin' hat
Ahh

About “Bitch Stole My Hat” by Johnny Socko

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