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The One With the False Facts Lyrics by JohnPonton

Friends

2015

(Verse)
Bust raps
Tuck gats
List facts
JPs got whatever it is you lack
Fuck these busters
So lackluster
Show no flubber
Eat my rubber
Burnt dust
Shout 1 time for these verbs yeah
Ponton's kinda doper with this word stuff
Never did you know the true meaning of apex
Could've been a Martin
Instead I chose Lex
Could've fucked a 10
Instead I text a 6
Ask Kanye how big his ego is
Ask John he's got a super one
No one poke fun at rap's last shogun
Truth is
Kid's scared of guns
He takes long baths just for fun
He must know something
He don't say nothing
Maybe he's thinking
How come is it weed is loud
How can anybody really be in a crowd
How can that whole family be proud
Was that really Jesus's face in the shroud
If a tree falls does it make a sound
What in the actual fuck is the cloud
Do I have anything under my crown
Is it possible to be non-existent
I don't know ask any girl I've seen
I wish Lorde would draft me on her team
Katy was definitely in my teenage dreams
Starting a dynasty Darkwing
Big bang final flash
Crack clams A$AP
Be cool cut class
No skills write raps
Car horns in the back
Drive like Sleestack
I need friends that's false facts
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JohnPonton

JohnPonton

About “The One With the False Facts” by JohnPonton

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"The One With the False Facts" appears on "Friends " in 2015.

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