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Every NFL Score Ever Lyrics by Secret Base

CHART PARTY

2016

[JON BOIS, narrating]
In the NFL, a one to nothing score is impossible, right? You can't just score one point by itself, it's not mathematically achievable. One to one is an impossible score, so are two to one, three to one, four to one, five to one, and seven to one. Six to one is possible. Thanks to an obscure loophole in the NFL rulebook a final score of six to one can technically happen. It would require a turn of events so staggeringly, stupidly unlikely that I'm almost positive that it will never happen under current NFL rules but, because it's technically possible, a score of six to one is the crown jewel of scorigami, a word I made up. It's the art of building final scores that have never happened before in NFL history. Even after a century of play and more than 15,000 games, this beautiful craft is still alive today.
This is the scorigami board. Over the course of the next few minutes, we'll fill it with every single NFL that has ever happened but first, let's take a minute and survey the boundaries. The number of points scored by the winning team determines the column. The number of points scored by the losing team determines the row. So, for example, let's say a game ends with a score of 21 to 17. So that's here. 28 to nothing, that's here. A 14 to 14 tie, that would be here. Now the reason that half the board is blacked out is that, naturally, the loser can't have more points than the winner, for example, you can win a game 17 to 14, you cannot win a game 14 to 17.
Up here it gets a little bit messy because, remember, you can't have a one to one tie, that's blacked out. You can't win two to one, three to one, four to one, five to one, or seven to one. Six to one, again, it really is possible, and I promise we will get to that.
This chart stops at 73 because that's the highest number of points an NFL team has ever scored. Of course, there could be a 90 to 12 game, or a 156 to 112 game. I mean, long time viewers will remember the 222 to nothing college football game, and even if we're talking a game that ends 4,000 to 3,000, it's beyond the limits of physics and human anatomy, yeah, but it's not against the rulebook so it's technically in play.
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