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BrainDead Episode 1 Recap Song Lyrics by Jonathan Coulton

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[Voiceover]
Previously on BrainDead...
[Jonathan Coulton]
Some kind of meteor came down, no one knows where it's from
They shipped it off so they could study it in Washington
Guess what, it's filled with space bugs
Now they're loose and eating people's brains
Poor Laurel only wants to make her documentaries
She's out of money, so she works for Luke, her brother
He's a Democratic senator
She listens to constituents complain
Gareth is working for Red Wheatus, who's a senator
A Southerner, Republican, a drunk
The government is shutting down till they find a workaround
The deal they make looks like a slam dunk
But space bugs crawl into Red's brain and start controlling him
He steals a Democrat and flips him to Republican
The shutdown happens and now everybody's mad again
Laurel discovers Scarlett's sleeping with her brother and
It looks like Scarlett probably has a space bug problem too
You know your day was lousy
When somebody's head explodes on you
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Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

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