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Groupie Lyrics by KXNG Crooked, Jonathan Hay (Producer)

Sex, Money & Hip Hop

2014

[Intro: King Tech]
One two, one two
What's going on y'all?
DJ King Tech, world famous
Wake Up Show, check us out
I got a brand new record for y'all man
Its called "Groupie", from SMH Records
From KXNG CROOKED, featuring Shalé
Now this a record you will not hear on regular radio
Trust me, you can only hear this on Shade 45
Crooked lost his mind making this record man
Anyway, check it out
World premier

(You boys are disgusting)

[Hook: Audio Stepchild]
I like the way you move me, I'm your groupie
And baby I know its hard to please a man
I like the way you feel me, and thrill me
And baby you know, just how to treat a fan

[Verse 1]
After Eminem signed me, I knew that I would be the man
Groupies everywhere, and I know just how to treat a fan
After our show in Tokyo, I had them broads give me a soapy massage and tugjobs with either hand
George Washington Carver, I hit the P 'til I nut
But a jelly keep me cumming, damn skippy like Peter Pan
Gotta go, next stop Frankfurt, Germany
A groupie grabbed my frankfurter and whispered "Put your sperm in me"
Cute little accent, figure like an hourglass
A [?] pressed the booty against the shower glass
When it was over, I told her "Meet me in Munich"
Cause she suck dick so damn good, had me stuttering
Like 50 when he said G-Unit, I was like "J-j-j-Jesus Christ, this is nice!"
I really didn't mean to bring the lord into the bedroom
Baby put your clothes on, your boy gotta jet soon

[Hook x2]

[Verse 2]
When Slaughterhouse dropped, I knew I would be the man
Groupies everywhere, and I know just how to treat a fan
On tour with Tech N9ne and my Strange Music fam
Grabbing chicks by the hand like "Come here, come meet the band"
Backstage bitches from that Backpage website
Suck you with a condom on just to get your head right
Internet bitches doing everything above (That's computer love!)
I'm out here zapping these bitches
Bad bi-racial, Filipino, black in these bitches
I don't know half of these bitches but they so 'bout it there's no limit
Damn, is these Master P's bitches?
Shit, even fucking on a Sunday
I got drunk and accidentally gave the ho some tongue play (no no!)
Pulled down my pants and said, "You know what today is?"
You know what today is, humpday!

[Hook]

[Outro]
1 2 3, that bitch is a groupie
Little big fat booty, she wanna give the pussy to me, Y-O

[Skit]
Hit a nigga on the gram, snapchat me baby, I gotta go
Hey, y'all better not leave me on that tour bus, y'all better not leave me man!

About “Groupie” by KXNG Crooked

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