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Bergman’s Rule Lyrics by Jonny 5 (USA)

I Hope You Like It

2012

Hear ye hear ye everyone near me
It is my job to forever speak clearly
Let me see you nod your head and keep cheering
Query like Beverly Cleary (I mean Judy blume)
Are you there God? It’s me Jonny 5
Sincerely
Do you mind if I tweak some theories
And amend some corollaries and mend some nefarious trends
But not for hilarious ends like
That’s what she said when it barely was in
Jesus Mary and Joseph
And Mary again
Unmarried women and Good Samaritans
Who dare to offend, Pharisees American
Through prayer we transcend events that transpire
The block is hot as a campfire
So stand by and
Rock rock until the break of dawn like a vampire
The injured are putting their hands higher
The shipwrecked are making the land dryer
The consequence dire for the followers of Christ at the center of empire
It’s Bergmann’s rule man it’s not a conspiracy
The greater the latitude the bigger the deers be
You need a lot of fat if you are living in Biersby
Dear me
The pathway only appears to lead
Like a staircase to where we said hear ye hear ye
And all of the rhymes were like “eerie (x5)”
Dear me
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Jonny 5 (USA)

Jonny 5 (USA)

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"Bergman’s Rule" appears on "I Hope You Like It " in 2012.

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