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School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise) Lyrics by Robert Lopez, Jeff Marx

Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

2003

[Christmas Eve:]
How much do we get?
[Princeton:]
Boy, it's not very much at all, is it?
[Brian:]
Never say never, Princeton, there's still
One more person we have to hit up!
[Trekkie Monster:]
No! No! No! Go away. Me busy
[Christmas Eve
But it for good cause
[Trekkie Monster:]
What in it for me? Go away!
[Princeton:]
I guess Kate'll never get her school for Monsters
[Trekkie Monster:]
What you say?
[Brian:]
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters
[Trekkie Monster:]
School for Monsters?
Me never hear of that
School for Monsters!
School for lonely little monsters!
When me little
Going to school
Other children
Think me not cool
Poking and pulling
At me fur
Now me have therapist
And work on this with her
But me no need me therapy
If Monster School a reality!
Here!
Me give you $10,000,000!
[Princeton:]
Trekkie! Where did you get all that money?
[Trekkie Monster:]
In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!
[All:]
When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
You're also serving
Your own needs
When you help others
You can't
Help
Helping yourself!
Credits
Robert Lopez

Robert Lopez

Jeff Marx

Jeff Marx

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