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There’s a place
In my subconscious
Where the naked ladies dance
There’s a hole in my head
Where the Feds can see it all
Between the Barbasol and stubble
Shaves a Mach 3
Rinse it off with hot water
Take a shot of sake
Hollow tip Cupid
And the second-day
Stupids
Pocket full of shells
And a head full of sedatives
Feel the trombones
On the Mambo No. 777
Global domination
Aspirations of Magellan
Etched in gold
Roll these verses like Pharisees
Bouncing the crowd
Up and down
Like the seven seas
With this melody
That I bust
Like a felony
Devouring beets
Like toothless rednecks in Tennessee
Caught red-handed like
Who killed Elmo?
Blue Monday
Sung by morning wood
Pinocchio
Oh
Woe
Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down
With this sound
You godamn clowns
Lazarus Emcees
Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound
You godamn clowns
Lazarus Emcees
Next verse
Rowdier than first
Turn it up
Because its about to get worse
So
Raise the roof
When I smack
A hundred million proof
I’ll sabotage in camouflage
Then let the rabble
Babble on
Because this theme song
Swings the room
Like a see saw
Arrive like Harrey Carrey
With a chuckle
From the other side
Skulls and bones eyepatch
Out to get your mother’s pie
Stuttering rhymes like retards
Rocking tie dye
From California to Boston
From the moonwalk to Charleston
I’m like
Charlton Heston blasting mics
Rikki tikki tembo
No sarembo
Pushing red buttons
Like an old Nintendo
Hot as gumbo
On the Coca-cola tempo
Spitting out the rhythm
Like my little brother
Munching lentils
Bombing as I palm it
Hip-hop
I vomit
Spewing out raps
Like I swallowed all the Comet
Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound
You godamn clowns
Lazarus Emcees
Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound
You godamn clowns
Lazarus Emcees
There’s a place in Mecca
Where Allah once existed
There’s a footprint in the chapel
Where the devil took a backstep
When I die
Make the priest
Spit the eulogy
Roses on the casket
Ghosts laughing
We wine and dine
While the women cry
Drop the needle
Boom shaka bam
Dr. Gonzo give me high five
The type to try and ride a bike
With a wooden peg for a leg
Dirty moustache frozen to the keg
So keep it funky or whatever
I’m a drop it ska
All you women in the crowd
Need to burn your bras
Strip naked
Until you can’t take it
I like your braces
Plug me in like the matrix
And you’re the actress of the year
Like Keanu Reeves
And I’m the jazzy ritz cracker
Who loves to bang on the piano keys
It’s pronounced Jordan
Blame Canada
1-2-3
Take two
Time to set it off
Guess who’s back in town?
Pantomimes frown
‘cuz they ain’t down with this sound
You godamn clowns
Lazarus Emcees
Credits
Jordan Miché

Jordan Miché

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