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Montel Chilliams (Mad TV Sketch) Lyrics by Jordan Peele

2008

Montel Williams:
For those of you out there who have suffered any kind of sexual abuse, remember there is help out there, you can tell somebody. Thanks for coming to the show Jeanette
Jeanette:
Thank you
Montel Williams:
And thank you, we'll see you on the next Montel
Aye yo
For all you people out there, asking stupid questions
"Yo Montel, how you do this for so long, yo how you maintain?"
I smoke weed to the mainframe
Like the honey, like the blue
But between my two lips
I got the blood stains
Sensitive
How I am to rape victims
Roll two joints, then I lick them
Crazy, yo, this weed is hella proper
Freestyle interview, don't need no teleprompter
Turtleneck
Yo, I dress to impress
Money's for the bitches
The weed is for the stress
Aaaah, nananana, nanana
Don't tell, Montel, hit that la la la la
Oh well
Making money by the millions
It's a bird, it's a plane
It's Montel Chilliams
Aaaah, nananana, nanana
Don't tell, Montel, hit that la la la la
Oh well, me thinks I smell the icky
The green in my green room sure smells sticky
Weekdays at Noon and 3
How many bitches wanna get with me?
One bitch, two bitch, three bitch, four
Fat bitch, skinny bitch, knocking at my door
Old bitch, and the one with the penis
Sylvia Brown gave me a psychic reading
Aaaah, nananana, nanana
Don't tell, Montel, hit that la la la la
Oh well
Making money by the millions
It's a bird, it's a plane
It's Montel Chilliams
Aaaah, nananana, nanana
Don't tell, Montel, hit that la la la la
Oh well, me thinks me smells the icky
The green in my green room sure smells sticky
Peace, we out
(starts coughing)
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Jordan Peele

Jordan Peele

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