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Hypothetical Party Lyrics by JORDY

BOY

2023

[Intro]
Hypothetically
[Verse 1]
I'm an extroverted introvert
I see your story, feeling FOMO, and it kinda hurts
But taking drugs will only make it worse
I know it's sad but true
I'm just afraid of what they think of me
So I'll pretend to be somebody that I'll never be
And twenty minutes in I'll wanna leave
It's what I always do
[Pre-Chorus]
Mom calls me, it's Friday
Asking me, "Hon', what are you doin'?"
I'm stallin', but I just say nothing much
[Chorus]
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like ten forty-five
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm donе not finding the one
I wanna go to a party wherе it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
[Post-Chorus]
But hypothetically
(Hypothetically)
[Verse 2]
Kinda vibing with the way it is (Way it is)
No time for drama, I don't give fuck you're "in the biz"
So come on over we can chill a bit (Chill a bit)
It's what I'd rather do
[Pre-Chorus]
Mom calls me, it's Saturday
Asking me, "Love, what are you doin'?'
I'm stallin', but I still say nothing 'cause
[Chorus]
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like ten forty-five
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
[Post-Chorus]
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
But hypothetically
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
[Chorus]
I wanna go to a party where it's quiet
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
A hypothetical party, I'm a riot
Home in bed by like ten forty-five
[Bridge]
Hi, can you pick me up, please?
[Chorus]
I'm so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I'm done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party (A party) where it's quiet (Where it's quiet)
Where nobody's around and I'm fine
[Post-Chorus]
But hypothetically
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Hypothetically
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Hypothetically
Credits
JORDY

JORDY

About “Hypothetical Party” by JORDY

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"Hypothetical Party" is credited to JORDY. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Hypothetical Party" appears on "BOY" in 2023.

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