[Intro: daedaePIVOT] Hey, girl I've got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down, and listen [Verse 1: daedaePIVOT & Joseph Chilliams] Girl, you know we've been together, such a long, long time (Such a long time) And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line Well, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (Open wide) Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (What's on my mind) A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box (It's in a box) [Pre-Chorus: Joseph Chilliams & daedaePIVOT] Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the hеart (Somethin' special girl) [Chorus: Joseph Chilliams & daedaePIVOT] It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box, babe It's my dick in a box! Ooh, my dick in a box, girl See I'm wisе enough to know when a gift needs givin' (Yeah) And I got just the one Girl you gotta know that you are second to none [Verse 2: daedaePIVOT & Joseph Chilliams] To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps One - cut a hole in a box Two - put your junk in that box Three - make her open the box And that's the way you do it [Chorus: Joseph Chilliams & daedaePIVOT] It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box, babe It's my dick in a box! Ooh, my dick in a box, girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (Yeah) And I got just the one Girl you gotta know that you are second to none
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