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Me and My Dick Lyrics by Team StarKid

Me and My Dick (A New Musical)

2010

[JOEY]
I wake up in the morning
And it's nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
Still, I just want you
You're all I want
You're all I need
My love for you
Just grows the way you do
When I love you
I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle til we're blue
I'll hold you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo
But I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything
My dick!
[JOEY]
 
I like being with you
 
You like being with me
[DICK]
I like being with you
 
And you like being with me
 
[JOEY & DICK]
We're just the best of friends
As anyone can see
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them
"Hey! It's me and my dick!"
[JOEY]
We'll stick together
 
Fight through thick and thin
 
[DICK]
 
We'll stick together
 
Fight through thick and thin
[JOEY & DICK]
If we stay side by side
There's no way we can't win
[JOEY]
Any girl that's out there
 
Any girl at all
[DICK]
 
Any girl that's out there
 
Any girl at all
[JOEY & DICK]
When she gets going with us
She's sure to have a ball!
[DICK, spoken]
Hey! Watch out with that joke... it's an antique!
[JOEY & DICK, sung]
People say
"How do you do it?
How can you be so slick?"
But I just tell them
"Hey! It's me and my dick!"
[JOEY]
Yeah, there she is
 
Leaning on her locker
With those big brown eyes
And she's taking off
Her shirt and her pants
 
And we're doing
A sexy-time dance
[DICK]
 
Oh, I see her
 
 
 
 
Yeah, keep going!
[JOEY]
She's running her hands
Down my underpants
[JOEY & DICK]
Buddy, this is our chance!
[SALLY, spoken]
Joey!
[JOEY & DICK, sung]
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them
"Hey!"
[JOEY]
It's me and my dick
 
It's me and my dick
 
It's me and my dick
[DICK]
 
I like being with you
 
We'll stick together
 
[DICK, spoken]
Hey, man...
[JOEY & DICK, sung]
It's me and my dick!
Credits
Team StarKid

Team StarKid

About “Me and My Dick” by Team StarKid

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