[LUCIUS, spoken]
You're late.
[YAXLEY]
Late? What's it matter? Look at this morning's Prophet: The Boy Who Lived does it again. The Dark Lord dead for good. I knew it, we backed the wrong side... again!
[LUCIUS]
Calm yourself, Yaxley.
[YAXLEY]
All us Death Eaters are going to Azkaban now. No! No no no!
[LUCIUS]
Do you have what I sent you for or not?
[YAXLEY]
Yeah, I got it. I had to break into the Ministry for it, but I got it.
[LUCIUS]
Excellent.
[YAXLEY]
You should see the Ministry - the Dark Lord not dead more than a day and they've already got the Wizard cops out after us.
[LUCIUS]
Damn those Wizard cops! Well, none of that matters anymore, as long as we have this.
[YAXLEY]
Who do you think you are? We don't stand a chance against the Wizard cops, not even you, Lucius Malfoy.
[LUCIUS, sung]
Don't ever tell me what I can't do
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
For all we know, You-Know-Who
Could be watching us
[YAXLEY, spoken]
He can't be, he's dead!
[LUCIUS, sung]
That never stopped our plans before
You've no idea what I have in store
You really think that you'd be at my door
If we had nothing to discuss?
He may be gone, but that is just as well
So come inside, don't you fret
For it's not over yet
[DEATH EATERS]
Evil plans!
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands!
We love making evil plans!
[DEATH EATER #1, spoken]
Lucius Malfoy, why have you called us here? Wah!
[DEATH EATER #2]
What do we do, Lucius?
[DEATH EATER #3]
There's nothing to do. The Dark Lord is dead, Harry Potter wins, end of story.
[LUCIUS]
Yes, I know, I know. He marries Ginny, they live happily ever after, there is literally no way to move forward from this point.
[YAXLEY]
Then why are we all here?
[LUCIUS]
I was just getting to that. Harry Potter-
[DEATH EATERS groan]
[LUCIUS]
We're in this sorry state because of him. And to think of all the chances we had to destroy him. Why, if we had destroyed him at his first year at Hogwarts, we'd be ruling the world right now!
[DEATH EATERS protest]
[DEATH EATER #1, spoken]
Yes, Lucius, no one is arguing that! Wah!
[DEATH EATER #2]
What does it matter, we can't change the past?
[LUCIUS, sung]
Oh?
I know it seems impossible
We've been thrown off our track
But if we can't move forward
Why shouldn't we move back?
Friends and companions of evil and sin
Think not of loss, but a new way to win
For what is present without a beginning
To start it all?
[YAXLEY, spoken]
Go on...
[LUCIUS, sung]
There is a boy that everyone knows
The plan is simple: I propose
That we choke cut the weed before it grows
Up and ends it all
Do you follow me?
[DEATH EATER #1, spoken]
No.
[LUCIUS]
The Dark Lord...
[sung]
Would have survived, had they never met
[DEATH EATER #2, spoken]
So you're saying that he wouldn't be destroyed?
[LUCIUS, sung]
He'd be alive, what don't you get?
[DEATH EATER #3, spoken]
Still not understanding.
[LUCIUS, sung]
With Potter gone, the future will be set!
[DEATH EATERS, spoken]
Aaahhhhhh!
[LUCIUS, sung]
So it's not over yet!
[DEATH EATERS]
Evil plans!
What a brilliant evil plan!
Malfoy, you're an evil man!
We love making evil plans!
[LUCIUS, spoken]
So it is decided! We shall use this Time-Turner to go back in time to Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts. We'll destroy him before he ever gets a chance to destroy us! My friends... I think we're going back! Who's with me?
[DEATH EATERS cheer]
[ALL, sung]
Our history is nothing more
Than what the losers settle for
[LUCIUS]
So look alive, and don't forget
That's it's not over
[ALL]
It's not over,
No, it's not over yet!
[ALL cackle maniacally]
