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Moist Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Commentary! The Musical

2008

[SIMON]
Nobody wants to be moist
A bunch of overactive pores
I struggle opening doors
And I lose every tug of war

Nobody wants to be wet
Though sweet soul I do secrete
Can't make damp fingers snap to the beat

The microphone is dripping
My baritone is slipping
A rhyme into this line I'll have to foist
Nobody want to be moist

Nobody wants to be moist
Though on the dance floor I glide
On stairs I'm petrified
(That's how Harry Wismer died)

Nobody wants to be soaked
Though it is with a graceful ease
I deduce in which way blows the breeze
Yeah-heh-heh-ha!

Oh, sure I have the power
To make paste from a powder
But last time I did that no one rejoiced
Nobody want to be moist

[SPOKEN:] What's that Mom? I have to solo? Okay

A man so ancillary
My little song is buried
Not till the Commentary! is it voiced
Nobody wants to be
Nobody wants to be
Nobody wants to be moist

About “Moist” by Joss Whedon

Read the complete lyrics to "Moist" by Joss Whedon from the album "Commentary! The Musical" in 2008. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Soundtrack, Musicals.

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"Moist" appears on "Commentary! The Musical" in 2008.

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