Desi Hip Hop, Parody 3x
[Chorus: Agent Kalia]
You know we the best yaar
Suno sadi rap now
Dekho sadi drame, tussi chado star plus now
Sexy mere munde, bando talo khunde
We just getting started and it's only a monday
Hanji, now introducing, Agent Kalia & Co
[Verse 1: Agent Kalia]
Shiny meri chain, kaale kaale mere chashme
Dekhta na hai tak kuch, crew nu mein labha
Kapri mere nakli brand de chappal meriya bata
Jaib kuch na koi paisa, friend chorake rakkha
Shah rukh meinu kehnde don vangu mere swag ni
Vangu na koi lainda, sher jida meri chal ni
Allergy menu fighting dite, shama kadi na hoonda
Logke kahe badboy, magar main na gunda
[Chorus: Agent Kalia]
You know we the best yaar
Suno sadi rap now
Dekho sadi drame, tussi chado star plus now
Sexy mere munde, bando talo khunde
We just getting started and it's only a monday
[Verse 2: Iksy & Kash]
Back on the mic, it's been a while
Imma keep going on, won't stop River Nile
I come from the jungle, watch me go wild
This beat's like a race, and my flow be the mile
Flows never end like the M25
Pure Movements, I keep them up so it's live
All my lanes will be packed, no point if you hide
Cuz I seek like a Punjabi guy on a hype
Tara tara guriya amar tain aay
Bade tara kohe amareh sai
Aami koi tukaya faitay nai
Bade tara kohe amareh sai
[Verse 3: Klayze]
I was like come on ladies, come on ladies, but only one of them came
Asked her if she could touch me in places, slapped me like I said something insane
Wasn't playing none of them games
I was like hey babe , come on Im Klayze
Surely you remmeber my name, diary ofa badman tryna get fame
She was like SO, I was like SAD
Told her GO, tryna get MAD
I got SCARED, rang my DAD
He said YOUR THE WORST SON I EVER HAD
Then I cried a bit
Saw Mango Lassi and I tried a bit
Another girl came, I was ready for the number
Then she said omg there's Humza
[Chorus: Agent Kalia]
You know we the best yaar
Suno sadi rap now
Dekho sadi drame, tussi chado star plus now
Sexy mere munde, bando talo khunde
We just getting started and it's only a monday
[Verse 4: JP Dexter]
I'm the baddest nerd around, yeah you know how I do
When I go to the toilet, It's maths equations not poo
Was in a 9-5 job when Humza gave me my glasses
Now I'm jumping on this track to mathematically whoop asses
3.141592 is the number of Pi
If i said this in front of you, there'd be spit in your eye
It's the exact number of girls i have, okay that's a lie
But if I only had superwoman she'd be my Lilly pie
[Verse 5: Humza Badman]
Blud ur swag needs a janaazah
Your girl's faces invaded by paraatha
Your mum looks like a fricking chacha
Your dads got black spots like paraatha
Don't get brave cuh u look like badshah
No one liked your profile on tinder
Did you buy your followers on Insta?
I saw your mum & i called her Mister
Oi you wanna jam that hype
Lady-boys that's your type
4'0'' that's your height
Ur love handels u need muler light
Cuz oi you need to jam your hype
On my nikaah I'll wear Nike
Your facebook status no one likes
So shaba khair kuti
[Chorus: Agent Kalia]
You know we the best yaar
Suno sadi rap now
Dekho sadi drame, tussi chado star plus now
Sexy mere munde, bando talo khunde
We just getting started and it's only a monday
[Verse: Agent Kalia]
Mein akheri aur pehla, magar ho na roach killa
Bahut vada lo, jaise burj khalifa
Andere mere dare lage mujhe akela
Luckly this ain't michael jacksons song thriller
Kuriye menu har mein kehve U LOOK UGLY
Idk i just show dem my middle ungli
Only joking cuz i go crying to my mummy
I can sing Bengali
Aajke kalke biya shaadi jaite shorom kore bhai
Shoromer kotha kemne koimu, na koiya toh upay nai
Desi Hip Hop, Parody 3x
