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Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat Lyrics by JP Harris

Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat

2021

[Verse 1]
Well I read on Reddit that the Reds are coming and by Reds I mean blues
That are secretly commies that were posthumously hired by Hugo Chavez to alter ballots
And the theory holds water if you don’t overthink it
But the water is the Kool-Aid so don’t ever drink it
And I only trust news that is tailored to my discerning palate

[Verse 2]
Did you know Q is the 45th letter in the alphabet
And that’s how I know that the 45th president
Sends secret codes in 45 character tweets
And D-Day is coming and I’m armed to the teeth
Against tyrannical government except when I think
They need my unsolicited help quelling people’s freedom of speech

[Chorus]
Take off your tin foil hat, don’t you know that it’s out of fashion
Don’t you know that Jesus frowns on all the ammo that you’ve been stashin’
Do you believe the 5Gs are coming in the night to take your babies
Away for the Satanist hordes, good lord!
Y’all must be bored, you need to get off the internet

[Verse 3]
The virus is fake so I’m goin’ to the beach
And masks make you wanna have sex with a sheep
And I’ll shoot you if stop me from getting drunk over at Chili’s
I read between the lines or at least every twenty
I skimmed the report and something seems funny
And the proof is all there I just don’t have details, really

[Verse 4]
Global warming’s a hoax from a supercomputer
To take all our trucks and make us drive scooters
And microchip the masses I just know it to be so
I want the freedom to die in a senseless mass shooting
I heard Obama was paying for the protests and looting
And the proof is in the basement of the Alamo

[Chorus]
So take off your tin foil hat, don’t you know that it’s out of fashion
Don’t you know that Jesus frowns on all the ammo that you’ve been stashin’
Do you believe the 5Gs are coming in the night to take your babies
Away for the Satanist hordes, good lord!
Y’all must be bored, you need to get off the internet

Oh I said Lord (good Lord!)
Y'all must be bored, you need to get off
Stay off, get gone, from the internet
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JP Harris

JP Harris

About “Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat” by JP Harris

Read the complete lyrics to "Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat" by JP Harris from the album "Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Country.

"Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat" is performed by JP Harris. from the album "Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat" in 2021 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat", explore more songs by JP Harris using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat" is credited to JP Harris. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat" appears on "Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat" in 2021.

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